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James Acaster - COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

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Milton Keynes Theatre

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Mon 17 Jun 2019

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Little Wander in assiciation with PBJ Management present... James Acaster COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

Milton Keynes Theatrechange

Mon 17 Jun 2019
500 Marlborough Gate, Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK9 3NZ
Mon at 19:30
Age guidance 16+
For bookings of 10 or more please contact our group teams as below;
West End venues, Group Line 020 7206 1174 or email [email protected]
All other venues please call 020 7206 1179 or email [email protected]

One time I bought a lasagne from the supermarket, heated it up in the oven and ate a bit of it. It wasn't very nice so I put it in the fridge because it felt wrong to dump a whole lasagne in the bin and then later on I ate a spoonful of cold lasagne because I was drunk and it was absolutely delicious. It was 4am. I then changed the name of a WhatsApp I was part of to COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999 because I had been thinking a lot about how 1999 was the best year of my life and also about how much I hate myself sometimes. the next day I was asked to name my new show. Come along.

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A comedy genius at the peak of his powers
- The Guardian
A revelation - this is a career-defining two hour show.
- The I Paper
True genius - here Acaster has surpassed even his own superlative standards.
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Milton Keynes Theatre

500 Marlborough Gate, Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK9 3NZ
Milton Keynes Central Station
Box Office open from 12:00pm – 15 mins after the performance commences. 12:00pm – 16:00pm on non show days. Open 1h 30m before show start on Sundays and Bank Holidays.
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Enjoy the sumptuous surroundings of our new Piano Bar, open from 18:00 where you can enjoy an array of delights including live piano music, a selection of premium wines and delicious food.
There is a cloakroom at this venue.

Milton Keynes Theatre is an entertainment centre of excellence. Opening on 4 October 1999, after a 25 year campaign to get a new theatre built, the 1400 seat auditorium, with its fully retracting ceiling makes every visit memorable. Milton Keynes Theatre offers a wide and varied programme of first class dance, drama and musicals - perfect for all ages to enjoy!

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Milton Keynes Theatrechange

Mon 17 Jun 2019
500 Marlborough Gate, Central Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, MK9 3NZ
Mon at 19:30
Age guidance 16+
For bookings of 10 or more please contact our group teams as below;
West End venues, Group Line 020 7206 1174 or email [email protected]
All other venues please call 020 7206 1179 or email [email protected]