Get It! Use It! Conquer The World!
Join Edinburgh Fringe award winner-- Gyles Brandreth-- on an uproarious and unexpected magic carpet ride around the awesome world of words. ... Read more >>
Running time: 2h (including interval)
Get It! Use It! Conquer The World!
‘No matter how eloquently a dog may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were poor but honest.’ Only words can do that. Language is power. Words are magic.
Join Edinburgh Fringe award winner – Gyles Brandreth wit and word-meister, former MP and Government Whip, Just A Minute regular, The One Show reporter, QI, Have I Got News For You, Room 101, The IT Crowd, Pointless and Countdown survivor - on an uproarious and unexpected magic carpet ride around the awesome world of words.
Whether it’s global domination you’re after – or getting some nookie on a Friday night – you need the right words to get the right results. Discover them right here.
'Wildly funny, incredibly indiscreet' Daily Mail
'Very funny' Sunday Times
‘A master raconteur’ Sunday Telegraph
***** ‘Absolute joy’ Scotsman
***** Edinburgh Festivals Magazine
There are no booking fees for this production.
However, all bookings made through ATG Tickets for this venue are subject to a £2.85 Transaction fee.
All Super Seats include choice of nibble box, welcome drink and programme or theatre gift.
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Upcoming Access Performances:
Wonderland – Signed Performance – Thursday 10th August 7.30pm
The Gruffalo - Signed Performance - Saturday 19th August 1.30pm
Railway Children – Audio Described – Wednesday 30th August 2.30pm
Railway Children – Caption Performance – Thursday 31st August 7pm
Awful Auntie – Audio Described – Friday 3rd November 7pm
As you Like it – Caption Performance – Thursday 9th November 7.30pm
As you like it – Audio Described - Friday 10th November 7.30pm
Deathtrap – Signed Performance – Wednesday 15 November 7.30pm
BalletBoyz – Audio Described and Signed Performance - Saturday 2nd December 7.30pm
Aladdin - Signed Performance – Friday 5th January 2018 7pm
Aladdin – Audio Described –Tuesday 9th January 2018 7pm
Aladdin - Relaxed Performances – Wednesday 10th January 2018 1pm
The Stalls, Stalls Bar and an adapted toilet are accessible to wheelchair users. Please note this
venue does not have a lift and access for wheelchair users is restricted to the
Stalls level only.
An induction loop is fully installed in the auditorium. There are a limited number of headsets for the infra-red hearing system which should be booked in advance at the Box Office. Headsets are available from the kiosk in the foyer on payment of a returnable deposit (£5).
Hearing dogs and guide dogs are welcome in the theatre. Please inform the Box Office at the time of making your booking.
There is an adapted toilet on the Stalls level.
Approach by the A316.
20 minutes from Waterloo (SW Trains), 15 minutes by tube (District Line) from Hammersmith or London Overground from North London.
Bus routes 27, 33, 37, 65 and 71 all pass nearby the theatre. For more details visit TFL.
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Telephone Booking: 0844 871 7651 (Calls cost 7p per minute, plus your phone company's access charge) Opening hours: Mon - Sat 9am - 10pm and Sun 10am - 8pm (hours may vary on bank holidays)
Customer Service: 0844 871 7627
Groups Bookings: 0207 206 1175 Calls cost 7p per minute, plus your phone company's access charge
Access Bookings: 0800 912 6971
Stage Door / Admin:* 020 8332 4500
*please note it is not possible to assist
with bookings on this number
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