Enter show, artist name or venue

clear

Milton Jones is Out There

Overview
Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right...
Read More

Running time: approx 2 hours 5 minutes including interval

Overview
Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right...
Read More

Running time: approx 2 hours 5 minutes including interval

Date
Access info
Price
No further performances found

Location

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre, Aylesbury
Exchange Street,Aylesbury,HP20 1UG

Milton Jones is Out There

Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right through it, which means it's probably just a window. In his brand new show he'll be putting his foot down and lifting the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media (which doesn't include this press release obviously). He will also be scaling the heights of fashion at the risk of falling into a terrible cravat. Milton will be talking about his life so far - the ups, the downs and why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made. But perhaps he should give all this up and seek the highest office in the land - but how do you get a desk and a swivel chair up a mountain? Oh and now he wants to be Prime Minister too. Can we do worse than the politicians we already have? Yes we can!
 
'Pun-derful Jones leaves the audience gagging for more'
★★★★★
Metro
 

'Jones's one-liners reach a new height'
★★★★
Time Out 
 
'Beautiful one liners so skillfully sculpted, you don't know whether to laugh or put them on your mantlepeice''Be
★★★★
Guardian 
 
'Absurdist one-line masterpieces'
The Times 
 
'The best one-liner merchant in British comedy' 
Chortle
 
SHOW TIMES:

ACT 1:
Milton Jones – 10 minutes

ACT 2:
Support – Chris Stokes – 25 minutes

INTERVAL: 20 minutes

ACT 2:
Milton Jones – 70 minutes

These are estimated and will be confirmed on the day.

 

Milton Jones is Out There

There are no booking fees for this production.

However, all bookings made through ATG Tickets for this venue are subject to a £2.85 Transaction fee.

Milton Jones is Out There Access

Booking Information

Access Booking line: 0800 912 6971

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre Visual Story: a visual resource to help prepare visitors for a new experience and to help them become familiar with new surroundings and what to expect. 

We have many accessible performances and offerings available including Audio Described, Captioned, BSL and Relaxed Performances and Dementia Friendly Screenings.

Please contact Access Champion Marion Byrne to request the Visual Story, find out more about our accessible offerings and to join our Access Membership Scheme where you can book concession tickets online, by phone or in person. Click here to contact Marion.


Access Performances
  • Audio Description None scheduled
  • Sign Language Interpreted None scheduled
  • Captioned None scheduled
  • SUR Titles None scheduled
  • Relaxed Performances None scheduled
Venue Access Information

There are eight wheelchair positions with companion seats, six in the stalls and two in Circle 1

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre has an infra-red sound amplification system with headsets and necklaces. Necklace: Suitable for persons wearing a hearing aid, the necklace is worn around the neck. Whilst wearing the necklace switch your hearing aid to the 'T' setting and the sound is amplified. The necklace has an adjustable volume control. Headset: This device amplifies sound through earpieces similar to regular headphones. Suitable for persons without a hearing aid.

Guide, hearing and other working dogs are welcome in all parts of the theatre.

There are separate, accessible toilet facilities located at each of the principal seating levels.

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre Information

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
  • There are eight wheelchair positions with companion seats, six in the stalls and two in Circle 1.
  • There is a bar on every level of the theatre, including a private bar in our Cartwright Room and Second Space. Try our Waterside Ale, sourced from the Chiltern Brewery at www.chilternbrewery.co.uk, for the full Waterside experience.
  • The theatre has a step-free ground floor level from the entrance through to the Box Office, the Waterside Café and the Stalls with a lift to Circle 1 and Circle 2 levels.
  • The Waterside Café is open from 10am on show days through the day for morning coffee, afternoon tea, light bites and pre-show snacks including paninis, jacket potatoes and daily specials.
  • The theatre cloakroom is located in the Stalls foyer; items can be stored in the cloakroom for £1. ATG Theatre Card members have free use of the cloakroom.
Aylesbury Waterside Theatre

Exchange Street
Aylesbury

Buckinghamshire
HP20 1UG


Directions

By Train
The Chiltern Rail service links Aylesbury with London Marylebone. The town's station is a five minute walk from the Theatre.

By Bus
Aylesbury Waterside Theatre is located within 200 metres of Aylesbury's main bus station.

By Car

There are plenty of car parks nearby Aylesbury Waterside Theatre within easy walking distance of the Theatre including a multi-storey car park in Walton Street (for sat navs enter HP21 7QP), and Upper Hundreds car park. The Exchange Street car park is open opposite the theatre but parking is restricted due to ‘The Exchange’ building works due to complete before Christmas 2017.
Waterside Car Park (serving Waitrose, Travel lodge and Aylesbury Waterside Theatre customers).
Floor 3 of the pay and display car park is available for Theatre patrons.

By Foot
Aylesbury Waterside Theatre is a landmark building conveniently located on the edge of Aylesbury Town Centre, on the corner of Exchange Street and Walton Street.


Contact Information
Telephone Booking : 0844 871 7607 (bkg fee)

Calls cost 7p per minute, plus your phone company's access charge.

Groups Bookings : 0333 009 5394

Calls charged at local rate.

Access Bookings : 0800 912 6971

Stage Door / Admin:* : 01296 74 5100

Security

ATG continues to make the safety and security of its customers and staff a priority.  As such, please bear in mind that we may undertake bag checks, so recommend you leave extra time to avoid queues, and refrain from bringing suitcases rucksacks and large bags into the Theatre. Many thanks for your cooperation.

Opening Hours

Box Office Counter Sales:
The Box Office is situated in the main foyer of the theatre and is open Mon - Sat 10am until 15mins after the last performance begins.
On days where there are no performances we close at 5pm.
On Sundays and Public Holidays we are closed unless there is a performance in which case we open 2 hours prior to the show and close 15mins after the last performance begins.

 

More Events & Info Visit: Aylesbury Waterside Theatre
Pick your own seats

To pick your own seats for Milton Jones is Out There at Aylesbury Waterside Theatre simply find the performances you'd like to see from the listings below and you'll be given the option.

ATG Theatre Card

ATG Theatre Card member benefits include:

  • Most Performances No booking fees
    No transaction charge
    Free Ticket Exchange
Become an ATG Theatre Card Member today and enjoy...
  • Discounted theatre tickets
  • Priority brochure
  • Free Ticket Exchange
  • Discount at ATG theatre bars
  • & More…
From £35 a year. JOIN THEATRE CARD MORE INFO

Milton Jones is Out There Group Bookings

Booking Information Group Booking enquiry form
Enquire here

Email: groupsales@theambassadors.com

Groups Booking line: 0333 009 5385 Calls charged at local rate.

Groups Benefits
  • Reserve now, pay later
  • No booking fees on selected shows
  • Huge savings on the majority of shows
  • Easily amendable reservations
  • Reserve more than one show at once
  • No deposits required
  • Reservations are invoiced, and are easy for you to review and check before paying
  • Tickets posted free to your door
  • Pre-book hospitality packages

Find out more about Group Bookings

Dates & Times