Nobody panic, but it's that time again. Time for you to get all introspective and figure out all the ways you disappointed yourself this year, choose the first step on your quest to Sort Your Life Out next year, then sack it off in February because you'd rather eat chocolate every day and work on the deep and meaningful relationship you've developed with your Netflix account (oh you and your algorithms, you know me so well).
But HEY stop being so pessimistic. Let us be shining beacons of hope, guiding you towards your future self with warmth and positivity. We're going to rock 2014: we few, we happy few, we band of ticketers. And if you're short on resolution ideas, you can borrow one of ours. We won't tell.
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Good luck in 2014. You're gonna be fine.