Puppetry Of The Penis has now played to most of the Western World, having been hosted in over 35 countries and performed in 6 languages. 2 near naked men (they wear shoes) manipulate their nether regions using the Ancient Art of Genital Origami, providing the audience with a hilarious array of shapes and impersonations which will be projected onto a huge video screen.... Read more >>
Puppetry Of The Penis has now played to most of the Western World, having been hosted in over 35 countries and performed in 6 languages. 2 near naked men (they wear shoes) manipulate their nether regions using the Ancient Art of Genital Origami, providing the audience with a hilarious array of shapes and impersonations which will be projected onto a huge video screen.
This latest incarnation comes fresh from sin city itself, Las Vegas, where the show has been thrilling audiences. This show will feature all of your favourites, including the Eiffel Tower, the Lochness Monster, the Pelican and of course, the iconic Hamburger, but will also include a host of new installations that promise to rock you into hilarious fits of laughter.
Puppetry Of The Penis is the perfect show for all occasions. Break the ice on that all important first date, thrill your friends with a birthday to remember, celebrate your divorce with a bang, and of course, this is the perfect Hen party show!
We offer advanced booking discounts, party bookings, and of course, senior citizens come in at half price.
This is a non-sexual show and does contain full frontal male nudity.
WARNING: This show contains traces of nut.
Age guidance: 18+
There are no booking fees for this production.
However, all bookings made through ATG Tickets for this venue are subject to a £2.85 Transaction fee.
All Super Seats include choice of nibble box, welcome drink and programme or theatre gift.
New Wimbledon Theatre Visual Story: a visual resource to help prepare visitors for a new experience and to help them become familiar with new surroundings and what to expect. Click here to download it
Main House Stalls only: street level access available via Russell Road.
Wheelchair accessible lift.
Wheelchair spaces with seat for companion.
Induction loop available at the Box Office.
Guide, hearing and other working dogs are welcome but please advise at time of booking if bringing one to the venue.
Wheelchair adapted toilet and Bar facilities in stalls.
20 minutes from London Waterloo (South Western Railways), 30 minutes from London Blackfriars (Thameslink), 20 minutes by tube from Earls Court (District Line) or Charring Cross (Northern Line) or 30 minutes by Tram from East Croydon
57, 93, 131,163, 164, 200, 219, 493
Closest Train station:
Wimbledon (Overground, Tram & Tube) – 10 mins walk to theatre
South Wimbledon (Northern Line) – 15 mins walk to theatre
Wimbledon – District Line
South Wimbledon – Northern Line
Book online: Use the links below
Telephone Booking: 0844 871 7646 Calls cost 7p per minute, plus your phone company's access charge.
Groups Bookings: 03330095398 Lines open 9am-5.30pm
Access Bookings: 0800 912 6971
Stage Door / Admin:* 0208 545 7900
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with bookings on this number
ATG continues to make the safety and security of its customers and staff a priority. As such, please bear in mind that we may undertake bag checks, so recommend you leave extra time to avoid queues, and refrain from bringing suitcases rucksacks and large bags into the Theatre. Many thanks for your cooperation.
Monday- Saturday 10am-6pm
Inflatable Booster seats are available for children at a cost of £5.