Continuing their smash-hit sell-out tour, three Olivier Award nominated and now a global internet sensation, Fascinating Aïda are still Britain's best comedy cabaret trio. This show will include several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights (8 million plus hits on YouTube) as well as the Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex.... Read more >>
Running time: TBCThe running time will be added as soon as it is confirmed

John Mackay and David Johnson present:
Fascinating Aïda: The Cheap Flights Tour
Continuing their smash-hit sell-out tour, three Olivier Award nominated and now a global internet sensation, Fascinating Aïda are still Britain's best comedy cabaret trio. This show will include several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights (8 million plus hits on YouTube) as well as the Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex.
'Magnificent .... Glorious' *****
The Times
'I can't recommend this show highly enough' *****
Mail on Sunday
'Cabaret Heaven ... satire served with the sweetest of smiles ... hilarious' *****
Metro
'It is, as the whooping audience insisted, feckin hilarious' ****
Telegraph

There is direct access from the Foyer to Auditorium Circle for up to nine wheelchair users – please request at the time of booking. Your companion may be seated in the row in front so as not to restrict the number of spaces available to others, but will be admitted free to compensate for the inconvenience. There is also one wheelchair space in the Stalls.
People with limited mobility can ask Ticket Sales staff for their advice on the best seating arrangements.
• There is a disabled access lifting platform from the Circle Foyer to the Circle Terrace.
• For theatregoers who would prefer to sit in the Stalls a lift is available from the Circle Terrace – please ask a member of staff to escort you.
• All staircases between levels have handrails on both sides and are highlighted.
• Theatre Hosts will be happy to bring drinks to your seats during the interval.
• There is level access from the pedestrianised High Street and Churchill Way to Ticket Sales, the Circle Foyer and the Circle itself, and from Tetty Way to Stalls row F.
A Sennheiser infra-red audio system is provided for hard of hearing patrons and for audio-described performances. Headsets are subject to availability. There are two types of headsets for people who may sometimes need to rely on artificial assistance for their hearing:
• A headset which amplifies sound.
• A neck loop which transmits the audio signal directly to the hearing aid.
• There is also a loop audio system available for use at the Ticket Sales counter. To use, please turn the hearing aid to 'T' setting.
Selected performances are sign language interpreted, audio-described and captioned. These are listed in the season brochure. The brochure is also available in large print, on tape or in braille. To request a copy, or to join our access mailing list, please call 020 8464 7131.
Guide, hearing and other working dogs are welcome in all parts of the theatre.
One accessible toilet is provided to the right of Ticket Sales on entering the Circle Foyer. A RADAR key is available from Ticket Sales. Please note there are no accessible facilities if you sit in the Stalls.

By Train:
Bromley South (London Victoria Line), Bromley North (London Charing Cross, London Bridge)
By Bus:
All routes to Bromley Town Centre
Book online: Use the links below
Telephone Booking: 08448 717 620
Customer Service: 0844 871 7627
Groups Bookings: 08448 717 696
Access Bookings: 0844 871 7677
Stage Door / Admin:* 0208 464 7131
*please note it is not possible to assist
with bookings on this number
Function room available to hire also home of Bromley Comedy Club Saturdays weekly.
Function room available to hire.

